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WAKE UP MIDWEST! + OLD AGE!

Journal Entry: Thu Jan 17, 2008, 3:58 PM

HEY MIDWEST! WAKE UP!

Ben's rollin' into town - there goes the 'hood

Yeah that's right, after about a million years procrastination I'm finally coming to a Midwest near you - especially if that Midwest is in fact the Midwest of the United States. I finally signed my life away earlier today (and spent a bunch in the process... my bank balance looks a bit sad now :( :() to come and stay in the wonderful city of Chicago, a trip I've been talking about taking for ... a while now? Yeah.

Nowwwww, what this means is... if you're in the Midwest area (or at the very least will be between the 23rd of February and the 28th of March then drop me a line. I know there's a bunch of the older deviants rocking around that area (`d1st0rt3d, `fusionrock, `frail, `Cassed, ~SawdustProphet etc) who it'd be pretty kick-ass to meet, but, being the obnoxious and unlearned ass I am I don't know too many of the newer people... or even really US geography. At any rate, leave your name or something and I'll try organise some kinda mini-meet or some shit... there's too many cool kids around to not. Plus, I wanna expand my horizons and meet cool people while Mandy is being educated! :slow:

It's gonna suck not being able to get into bars and stuff.. I don't drink heavy anymore, but it'd be cool to be able to say that I went into a bar on my holiday and had one or two with the locals :( Ah well, I'll make up for it with photos and stuff.

I'm too excited to really express... it's finally happening after so much fucking heartache and trauma... I cannot believe it and still won't be able to even once I arrive... just wow...


So yah. If you're in the area, come say hello or I'll cry like a bitch. HELL YEAH I WILL. 23rd of February until the 28th of March, write them down boieeee. Be there or be a fucking jerk.


I'll put up some more details as they come forth. And photos once I'm there. Hell yeah. Fun for all the family, and even grandma too.

Oh, and...



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My fuck I'm getting old...

An edit reflecting on... stuff...

Well holy shit, hooooooooooooly shit. In my somewhat sleep-inhibited daze (I say "somewhat", I really mean "completely") I realised that it's the 18th of January, which means that I've been around this place for another year - but this one is much more special than all the other ones because it marks 5 years that I've wasted 'round this place - half a decade. There's only one site I've been going to longer, and I only bothered to actually get an account for it late last year even though I'd been visiting since 2000... kinda tells you something eh? It's kind of scary when you look back in hindsight and realise your entire adult life and the majority of your adult experiences are in some way linked to this place, or at the very least have some stemming affiliation to it... a majority of your friends and those you interact with, the experiences with the people you've met... it's just hard to fathom that I've spent a quarter of my existence around here. I've met wonderful people and I've met complete fuckheads - all in all, I've just met people who have shaped me.

To break the trend I'm not gonna name names, but thank you to all of those who have made my tenure special - I'm sure by now you all know who you are. It's been life-changing, and I'm glad it's happened. You're all wonderful. :heart:


  • Mood: Longing
  • Listening to: Foo Fighters, "Best Of You"
  • Eating: I WANT HER SKIN IN MY FACE D:
  • Drinking: WATER!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: let φ ≆ (π * 318.31), β = √2500, Δ = age; Δ = φ/β
  • Current Residence: About 9000 miles from where I should be.
  • Interests: Her face, mostly.
  • Favourite band or musician: TheWhitlams | Eels | LessThanJake | SufjanStevens | Rush | LaurynHill | Distillers
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal | Funk | Blues | Rhythm | Soul | Jazz | Punk | SKA | Reggae | Techno | Trance | Jungle | Disco
  • Favourite artist: Dali | Escher | BLEND | LOOMIT | JMS | ScottEveringham | CharmaineMalgapo
  • Favourite poet or writer: Amanda | Heather | Rachel | Kelsey | Ginsberg | Chomsky | Kafka | Vonnegut | JimMorrison
  • Favourite photographer: Kris | Flora | Rachness | Kylie | Qris | Holly | Nick | Lesa | Sterling | Jerry | Tory | Gilly
  • Skin of choice: All you need to know is she's fucking sexy. ;]
  • Personal Quote: Anarchy means crossing when it says "don't walk".

Devious Comments

~UncleMontezuma:iconUncleMontezuma: 2 days 7 hours ago
Hey, newklear, would you mind if I used:
:shakefish:
as my dA avatar?

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#Aposhack <= Come join us... :evileyes:
*gankster:icongankster: 5 days 9 hours ago
Good God, the un-watch bug is at large again. :o
I could swear I had +devwatch you in this account; my bad. D:


Aside that, how have you been, Benzine?
~underground-ink:iconunderground-ink: 5 days 17 hours ago
BOO!

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~laced-Knights:iconlaced-Knights: May 5, 2008, 12:11:09 PM
Ben is amazing, and so on. How are you? :aww:
`love4art:iconlove4art: May 5, 2008, 5:29:16 AM
:hug:!!

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*kittiesgomah:iconkittiesgomah: Apr 30, 2008, 10:30:31 PM
:cuddle:

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OUR LIZMAH IS THE SUPERIOR ONE BECAUSE I SAID SO, GOD DAMMIT. :|
*jennipenny:iconjennipenny: Apr 30, 2008, 4:39:14 PM
:licking:

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:music: We don't need no education :music:

Yes you do; you've just used a double negative. :aww:
~DashEchidna:iconDashEchidna: Apr 29, 2008, 4:11:49 AM
Oi, you!
What're you up to these days?
Hope you're doing well ~:heart:
~Kyasariinsan:iconKyasariinsan: Apr 28, 2008, 11:03:19 PM
:shakefish:

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... i want sleep NOW!*
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: Apr 28, 2008, 9:02:40 PM
Well then, live it up, dude. Pig out. Get laid. While playing Wii.

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`tangledweb:icontangledweb: Apr 28, 2008, 7:07:45 PM
Nothing much (well actually too much, but that's just mincing words). You all recovered from your Chi-town experience?

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*Xhizors:iconXhizors: Apr 28, 2008, 6:36:34 AM
That's a lot of writing. :noes: I would suggest a large warm mug of tea and some joint ointment.

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`newklear:iconnewklear: Apr 27, 2008, 11:22:38 PM
What? Who's dat leavin' peace signs on my page? Lyndon Johnson won't be too impressed by that!


Sup boss?

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:heart: I left my heart in Chicago.
`newklear:iconnewklear: Apr 27, 2008, 11:14:54 PM
I did indeed fly. I jumped up and down on the lakefront. It was glorious.

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:heart: I left my heart in Chicago.
`alphaosiris:iconalphaosiris: Apr 27, 2008, 10:58:18 PM
Impressive. Did you really fly? Your arms must be tired.

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`newklear:iconnewklear: Apr 27, 2008, 10:54:04 PM
Aw naw, if I was serious I wouldn't be on dA. I'd be getting spongebathed by burly nurses named Frank who smell like mead. A stroke pro'lly is imminent though. I think my arteries are all gonna fail soon.

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:heart: I left my heart in Chicago.
`newklear:iconnewklear: Apr 27, 2008, 10:51:24 PM
/me slaps Todd with the 777-200ER I flew into Chicago on

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:heart: I left my heart in Chicago.
`alphaosiris:iconalphaosiris: Apr 27, 2008, 10:49:08 PM
/me slaps Ben with Lake Michigan.

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Saturn, here we come.
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: Apr 27, 2008, 9:30:28 PM
Sounds erotic.

Unless you are serious. In which case the last thing you should do is browse dA.

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`newklear:iconnewklear: Apr 27, 2008, 9:17:13 PM
But my entire right hand side is paralysed! I had a stroke and now I drool!

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:heart: I left my heart in Chicago.
`snowmask:iconsnowmask: Apr 27, 2008, 8:31:49 PM
You can do it on my left knee, and no where else.

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`newklear:iconnewklear: Apr 27, 2008, 3:30:56 PM
On you? :noes:

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:heart: I left my heart in Chicago.
`vonny-t-h-m:iconvonny-t-h-m: Apr 27, 2008, 3:29:02 PM
oh not alot. went go karting :giggle: i ended up not going very fast at all because i kept thinking it might flip over on the bends. which it wouldnt have.

i did spin out round one of the hairpin turns though, that left a nice skid :w00t:

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`snowmask:iconsnowmask: Apr 26, 2008, 8:04:27 PM
Show me.

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